So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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