There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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