Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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