so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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