Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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