But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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