going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I can't put those talents on a resume
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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