How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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