So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
accomplished twins. life is a go
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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