How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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