I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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