you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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