I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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