This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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