Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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