ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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