I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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