I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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