She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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