As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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