"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
