Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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