spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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