i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize