They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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