I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
How does one acquire holy water?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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