Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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