obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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