i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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