I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
