You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
