4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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