He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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