i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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