No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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