I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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