these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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