I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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