what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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