Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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