Buhtt sex?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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