We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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