Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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