Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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