i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
If I had your ass I would rule the world
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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