i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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