YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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