Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
one might say we're banned from that church
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!