Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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