wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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