that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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