I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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