I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
