Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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